
Plumping...........
So.......I am out doing errands and due to the school having water problems, Emmie comes with me. I try and tell her that we are sticking to the tasks at hand, but some how, some way, the girl gets me to the mall. Oh yes.....she tells me she'll have lunch at Olga's if we go. So, I cave in and say ok. I'll get right to the point of this post......we are getting ready to leave and she whips out her gloss and her mirror. I'm already harassing her because she can't put it on w/o a mirror. Mind you my gloss is out of my purse, put on and put away before she even starts her process of the whole ordeal. She informs me that when one puts on "plumping" gloss that you have to watch what your doing so your whole face doesn't plump. "Yeah right"....I'm just laughing! She's says, "do you want to try some, I swear it works".......I ask her if I need to wipe off my gloss and she says "yes", because it works much better on "un-glossed" lips. SO
....I take my napkin, wipe off my freshly applied gloss and proceed to apply the "Plumping" gloss. She tells me that in a few minutes my lips should start to tingle. Tingle???? ( like I really want my lips to tingle). So I hand the gloss back to her and immediately ask her "if my lips look bigger", "are they plumping," I feel so "plumped", and tell her what a special day this is. We can "plump" together! Mind you I am laughing so hard, tears are in my eyes. And I just go on and on about the plumping thing until the waitress brings our check. We leave the restaurant and I am not kidding you....my lips are tingling and even feel slightly numb. I was quite surprised by it. Actually I was just praying I wasn't having some kind of allergic reaction to it! lol So of course we go into Bath & Body (to buy more plumping gloss) and I immediately find a mirror and yell out....."Oh my word....my lips are
plumping"......"they are HUGE", "I look like Angelina Jolie"........Emmie is just dying of embarassment and I am just cracking up beyond words! I mean, I can barely speak because I think the whole thing is so darn hilarious! It also came to me that if I have some plumper on, kiss my hubby , that his lips might start to tingle too. Can you imagine if he asks me about it, I can say it's because I'm so plumping hot! lololo So, not only do I have a 2 year old telling me to "chill out", I have a teenager to plump with! If anyone needs any tips on lip plumping, please stop by Emmie's blog. I'm sure she can fill you in on all your lip plumping questions! So never fear my friends, if you weren't blessed with huge lips, you too can have them, with a little applied "plumper."


23 comments:
I am so glad I do not have to "PLUMP" my lips. My belly must have had it put on tho because it is very well PLUMPED!!
The joy of a teenage daughter.
So maybe Angelina Jolie's lips really aren't large all by themselves, maybe she's the one who first tried the plumping gloss, and now others are trying it, I mean if it makes your lips tingle and goes numb????
I knew Angelina had help. Can you put the gloss on other parts of your body to help plump those up???
Shelley
I was actually thinking of a "de-plumper".....so I could "de-plump" my thighs and rear end! lol
No way! I'm going to have to go into Bath and Body Works. I had no idea.
Lip Plumper-it busts me up just saying it.
Sign me up for that rear end de-plumper ; )
I had heard of this but thougth it was only available in the back of magazines ;) anyway, I may have to try that. I have the thinnist lips and they turn blue sometimes from circulatory problems. What is the active ingredient in that stuff? Maybe I will do a little google on it.
Trust me....your lips won't turn blue with this stuff on them! And just what kind of magazine are you talking about Verna?!?!? LOLOLOL
I found that too - I use it - she's not kidding - you feel tingly and they do plump - I bought it to "surprise" Joe - yep, he was surprised all right, he said, "What is up with your lips?" Well - that backfired!!!
You bought it to surprsie Joe?!?!? No wonder you have 3 boys in 3 years! You bootylicious Mama!
Stef - I'll share more of my secrets sometime - I may be a "Bert" but I am full of ideas!!!! :)LOL!!!
That is hilarious and I am on my way to Bath and Body. I wonder if you can PLUMP any other bits with it too? Sorry about that but I was just thinking.
By the end of the post, I was sold on the stuff too!
My lips are a little thin for my liking too -- my sister got my share.
Tell Emmie thanks for the tip!
I told you it worked mom!! Everytime I would get it out to put on mom would just laugh and didn't believe me that it worked. Well, I sure proved her wrong! Mind you, my lips are already big so this stuff makes them huge ladies! :)
Oh, and just to let you all know we use the "Wexler" brand from Bath and Body. They have clear and colored. They have cheap plumping gloss at many stores like Clair's and Icing that work a little but this Wexler kind works great, for me anyways.
Oh my goodness, I'm going to have to try it. I've tried one other brand of plumping gloss, and it was a big waste of money. Not that I'm that in to my makeup these days, but I just might have to try it.
Can any of you women tell this man why you would want BIG LIPS when you all want the rest of you small???????? Just wondering!! LOLOLOLOLOL Mr. Brian
I tried another brand of plumper too. I may try the Wexler brand.
Oh and they have a de-plumper for backsides too. They call it a girdle. :) LOLOLOL
Teresa
Love your last reponse Mr Brian....however, woman constantly change their minds about what they want big and small! lol
hmmmm I probably need to try that. My hubby is always telling me I have baby lips!
Hmmm....this is news to me. I will have to check out this "plump stuff". Is this what life with teenage girls is going to be like?? I love it!
OK...this is the stuff I cannot wait for!! Mother daughter bonding... (er..plumping) I just love it!!
I tried one of those once and it freaked me out - my lips felt too wierd.
I WILL BE PLUMPING BY TOMORROW. WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT EMMIE. ANY IDEAS FOR CIRCLES UNDER THE EYES??
Grandma Bever said.....
this is the first time I came in to look over your site.......
COOL....
I'll be back ..there is soooooooo much to look at!!!!!
Whats with the plumping?????
It happens to me automatically !!!!
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